Soft by Playful Tootsie Lay-on Massager

The Soft by Playful Tootsie Lay-on Massager is a pocket-rocket prodigy that's softer than a man's excuses. Its ribbed design will hit more spots than your ex ever could, while its contoured lines are smoother than that guy's chat-up lines at the bar. Small enough to hide in your purse (or under his Xbox), it's perfect for those moments when you need a bit more... staying power.

With eight vibration patterns, it'll last longer than most Tinder dates and won't ghost you in the morning. Why settle for a fumbling hand when you can have the Tootsie?