9 October 2014 4 comments

"Malcolm – Laters Baby E.L. James X". Lying up on my sun-deck last Saturday afternoon I received a message from a friend of mine (Rob Godwin) who distributes the Fifty Shades of Grey of adult products in Australia. Rob supplies us with these products to sell at adultshop.com. He'd had lunch earlier in London with Erika Leonard (pen name E.L. James and author of the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy) where she signed all three books for me with her now infamous line 'laters baby'. Given I enjoyed reading the books I'm quite thrilled to have autographed copies.

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15 May 2014 5 comments

Recently a young guy rang the adultshop.com head office enquiring about massive dongs. Apparently he'd been into a number of our stores and couldn't find one big enough to accommodate his petite nineteen year old girlfriend's fetish for super large phallic shaped objects. We couriered him something which I believed ought to have been a door stopper. It was a sample we'd received a while back. Our admin staff had all laughed about the size (it was almost the size of a new born baby) and had packed away in the 'not for sale' box. To the utter amazement of our staff the guy's girlfriend rang a few days later raving about how great her new 'toy' was. For me the tale was almost too incredulous to be true. In fact I likened the insertion of it by her to a David Copperfield magic trick.

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7 November 2013 2 comments

Last Thursday night, on Halloween, I found myself at the foot of the stage of my favourite Perth strip club, the Voodoo Lounge. Here, with great amusement, I watched Mistress Tokyo entertain us all by enthusiastically trussing up and bounding a sexy lady from the audience. Mistress Tokyo, who is one of Australia's foremost authorities on rope and bondage, was flown in from over east as the 'main event' for the club's annual Fetish Ball. This year's ball had a military and medical theme, although many guests decided to come in leather, latex and other fetish gear.

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18 July 2013 5 comments

If you thought attending a sex toy trade show in 'the valley' Los Angeles for 3 days sounds tough - then me telling you that I'm now laying in the hot Californian sun poolside, on the rooftop of the very hip London Hotel in Hollywood, writing my blog post, will probably make you feel less sorry for me...especially given the cold weather in Perth and most of Australia right now. Well as a business owner I need to get a few non taxable fringe benefits besides previewing and test driving the worlds latest and greatest sex toys and pleasure products.

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