15 May 2014 5 comments

Recently a young guy rang the adultshop.com head office enquiring about massive dongs. Apparently he'd been into a number of our stores and couldn't find one big enough to accommodate his petite nineteen year old girlfriend's fetish for super large phallic shaped objects. We couriered him something which I believed ought to have been a door stopper. It was a sample we'd received a while back. Our admin staff had all laughed about the size (it was almost the size of a new born baby) and had packed away in the 'not for sale' box. To the utter amazement of our staff the guy's girlfriend rang a few days later raving about how great her new 'toy' was. For me the tale was almost too incredulous to be true. In fact I likened the insertion of it by her to a David Copperfield magic trick.

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17 April 2014 1 comment

Last Thursday I arrived at Jupiters Casino on the Gold Coast in preparation for the tenth annual AdultEx business to business trade show. Held over three days the trade show provides those involved in the adult toy and products business the opportunity to meet and interact. Hosted by Calvista, Australia and New Zealand's largest distributor of adult toys and products, AdultEx brings together local retailers with leaders and representatives of the world's major manufacturers.

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31 October 2013 2 comments

A few weeks ago I went for a massage at a new massage centre close to my offices. I know you're probably thinking that I went for a 'special massage' but no, I requested a deep tissue sports massage (I try and get at least one a week). The massage was great! At times I was wincing in pain as she used her elbows to push hard into my lower back and my upper legs. I turned over onto my back where she then massaged the front of my body. By the end I'd drifted off in a blissful twilight zone and was day dreaming. Then to my utter surprise I was jolted fully alert after she slid a lubed up finger into my anus.

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10 October 2013 7 comments

One particular night when I was in my mid 20's I found myself in unfamiliar territory; I was performing oral sex on my girlfriend when all of a sudden she forcibly expunged large volumes of clear fluid. Apart from soaking my face, hair, upper body and bed linen I accidentally swallowed a lot of the fluid and nearly choked! I remember chastising her thinking she'd urinated on me. She then explained to me that it wasn't urination. Unwittingly I was witness to the phenomena colloquially known as squirting or gushing.

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